90% of the stuff I see on this site is utterly retarded, laughably vain, and overly obsessed with meat and bone, rather than rare things of any real substance.

There is a 90% chance that this includes you.

"Then why do you have a profile here, if you hate it so much?"

Because it can be entertaining, and I am perfectly aware that this site is pretty much a gigantic, seedy club that *doesn't* give you crabs when you brush against a bathroom stall.
Super neat!

It is also a gigantic, seedy club that needs to fire its DJ, because DAMN, most of your brains need taste buds.



Wait - before you decide that I'm an arrogant narcissist, please make sure that there is more to your profile than

a) yr abzzzz n yr gunzzzzz
b) painfully contrived facial expressions
c) 6 pictures of your own penis


Because that may make me laugh a bit.