For those of you who private chat with me, you have about 3 minutes to make the conversation interesting and to make a good impression. If you fail to do so, well, expect a lot of one worded answers. I don't judge books by their covers, but I do judge them on the first 5 pages. If I go to your profile and it contains a sentence such as "i r horney" then I'll probably not continue talking with you. I'm here to meet other people, not entertain them. 

I do have a serious side to me and I barely smile, but once you break that wall, I'm actually a very happy human being. I do tend to be stand offish, which can result in false conclusions like I'm an arrogant asshole. Heartless. Mean. Which is... a lie. I'm very selfless with probably the lowest self esteem ever. 

If you're wondering if you have a chance to get a conversation out of me, ask yourself this: Will I be able to make him laugh? Do I look decent? Can I hold a conversation? And so on and so forth.

I don't like feminine men. I like MEN. Tough, hard men. I don't like twigs. I like some meat, whether it's all muscle or... fat, I enjoy something. Guys bigger than me make me melt. Smart, cool and drama free is the way to be. (I rhymed). 

I want to do different things with my life. I get bored way to easily. Keep me entertained. 

And if you have read this, consider yourself a candidate for at least a 5 minute conversation. Who knows? I may enjoy it.